Pet Blog June Archive

The bionic bunny

There she was, lying in the hospital, all because of me! If I hadn't pushed her so far, this would have never happened...but let's start from the beginning. I got Claire, my bunny, when I was thirty two. I could tell when I got her that she was born to fight. She would go around knocking things over and biting them. So when she was two, I decided to put her in the NFBA (National Fighting Bunny Association). Claire was good, the best, she went all the way to the semi-finals, which she won...she was kicking her way to the top. The night of the finals, that horrible night....she was facing the meanest bunny of all...FLUFFY!

She had a bad reputation for cheap shots. The fight went good for the first three rounds. Claire was winning, until IT happened. After the ending bell for the third round, Fluffy was very angry because she was losing. So once my Clair turned around, the feisty whippersnapper hit Clair right in the chin and she didn't get up! Poor Clair!

But all was not lost for Clair. The doctors told me they could rebuild her, make her better, faster, stronger than she was. After she left the hospital, Clair got a rematch with Fluffy. Once the fight began, Clair knocked out Fluffy with one powerful blow to her bunny chin. Soon after, Clair became known worldwide simply as the bionic bunny.