Have you ever had the chance to have a pet shark? I have been living with my pet shark for three months now and let me tell you, he is a hand full. He ate everything else in the tank and he still seems to be hungry. One night I actually caught him raiding my own fridge! Bruno (my shark's name) ate the leftover roast beef I was saving for the next day! That's when I had to put a lock on his tank door.So there I am believing that he has no way of ever getting out. Well, I got home the other night and he was sitting on my couch watching Jaws eating fresh sushi. I really had no idea where he got it or even how he got out of his tank. So I ask Bruno how he got out of his secure tank. He told me I left the back door on the tank unlocked. Please just slap me in the face for being that dumb.
I don't even bother with Bruno's tank anymore. He and I have become pretty good friends. We watch late night television together and even play the occasional round of Halo together on my XBOX. I think its funny watching him use the controller with just fins and no thumbs. Bruno even jumped out the window to attack the UPS guy delivering a package to my door. You really don't need a guard dog anymore with a shark like Bruno around.